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  • Me:

    Why haven't you asked me about my arm today? You usually scold me for writing on myself.

  • Boss:

    I was scared to ask.

  • Me:

    *grins evilly*

  • Boss:

    So what does it mean? Cro-a-to-an?

  • Me:

    It's for the apocalypse, which starts today.

  • Boss:

    What apocalypse?

  • Me:

    The one from my TV show.

  • Boss:

    ...What show?

  • Me:

    Supernatural

  • Boss:

    Of course. Shoulda known.

  • Me:

    A demonic virus is going to infect us all and turn us into homicidal maniacs.

  • Boss:

    Oh. Well I'm already a homicidal maniac, so I'm safe. *walks away*

  • Me:

    *chokes on soda and dies of laughter*

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